Machines I Own
dill(main workstation)
CPU:Intel Pentium III 1.20GHz FC-PGA2 (tualatin)
Motherboard:Asus TUV4X (VIA 694T)
Memory:512MB Mushkin PC133 CAS3 SDRAM
Disk Drive:IBM Deskstar 60GXP 60GB 7200rpm ATA/100
DVD-ROM:16x Pioneer Slot-load EIDE
Optical Writer:Iomega ZipCD 8x4x32 EIDE int.
Video:MSI Geforce2 Ti 64MB DDR w/VIVO
Sound:Creative Sound Blaster Live! 5.1 OEM
Network:3Com 3c905B-TX 10/100 PCI
Monitor:Panasonic SM70i 17"
Speakers:Monsoon MH-505 5.1
Keyboard:Microsoft Natural Elite OEM
Mouse:Microsoft Intellimouse Explorer
Case:Lian Li PC65UB 18" Aluminum w/Enermax 350W PSU
OS:Microsoft Windows XP Professional SP1

positron(server)
CPU:Intel Pentium III 1000MHz FC-PGA
Motherboard:Asus CUV4X-D (VIA 694X-DLS)
Memory:256MB Micron PC133 CAS3 SDRAM
Disk Drive:Western Digital WD1200JB 120GB 7200rpm 8MB cache ATA/100
Video:Creative Riva TNT 16MB AGP
Network:3Com 3c905B-TX, DLink DFE-530TX
Case:Lian Li PC60 18" Aluminum w/Antec TruePower 430W PSU
OS:FreeBSD 5.1-RELEASE

aphelion(other workstation)
CPU:Intel Pentium III 500MHz Slot 1
Motherboard:Asus P2B (Intel 440BX) (thanks smoky!)
Memory:256MB Micron PC133 CAS3 SDRAM
Disk Drive:Fujitsu 6.4GB 5400rpm ATA/33
Video:Matrox Millenium 4MB PCI
Sound:Creative Sound Blaster 16 ISA
Network:Dlink DFE-530TX 10/100 PCI
Case:Karrie 19" stainless steel w/230W ATX PSU
OS:Microsoft Windows XP Professional SP1

ninja(used occasionally)
CPU:Intel Pentium 233MMX
Motherboard:Asus TXP4 (430tx)
Memory:192MB PC100 SDRAM
Disk Drive:Western Digital 4.3GB ATA/33
CD-ROM:generic 40x EIDE
Video:Cirrus Logic 1MB PCI
Case:Touch ExtraSharpEdges(TM) AT
OS:Microsoft Windows XP Professional

tornado(collects dust)
CPU:Intel Pentium 166MMX
Motherboard:AOpen AP5VM (430vx)
Memory:48MB EDO
Disk Drive:Fujitsu 2.6GB ATA/33
CD-ROM:Creative 48x EIDE
Video:2MB Trident PCI
Sound:Avance Logic
Network:Dlink DFE-530TX 10/100 PCI
Case:crappy
OS:i forget, Win98SE i think

nimbus(laptop - deceased)
CPU:Intel Pentium 75MHz
Memory:16MB SIMM
Disk Drive:772MB ATA/33
CD-ROM:Toshiba 4x
Sound:SB 16
OS:Microsoft Windows 95a

Machines I Administer
apex(web server)
CPU:2 x Intel Pentium III 1000MHz FC-PGA
Motherboard:Asus CUV4X-D (VIA 694X-DLS)
Memory:1024MB Crucial Registered ECC PC133 CAS3 SDRAM
Controller:Adaptec 2100S U160 SCSI+hardware RAID
Disk Drive:3 x Fujitsu MAN3184MP SCSI 10,000rpm 18.1GB 68 pin
Video:ATi Xpert2000 32MB AGP
Network:2 x Intel EtherExpress Pro/100 10/100Mbps PCI
Case:Lian-Li PC60 18" Aluminum w/Enermax 350W power supply
OS:FreeBSD 4.8-RELEASE-p1

veteran(development box)
CPU:Intel Pentium III 733MHz FC-PGA
Motherboard:Asus CUSL2 (i815e)
Memory:512MB PC133 CAS3 SDRAM
Disk Drive:IBM 20GB 7200rpm ATA/66
Video:some weird ATi card w/TV out 16MB AGP
Network:Intel EtherExpress Pro/100 10/100Mbps PCI, 3Com 3c905C 10/100 PCI
Case:generic POS
OS:FreeBSD 5.1-RELEASE

stamplick(workstation)
CPU:Intel Pentium III 1000MHz FC-PGA
Motherboard:Asus CUV4X (VIA 694X)
Memory:256MB PC133 CAS3 SDRAM
Disk Drive:Quantum Fireball AS 20.5GB 7200rpm ATA/100
CD-ROM:Generic 48x
Optical Writer:Pioneer DVR-104 DVD writer
Video:generic NVidia Geforce2 MX 32MB
Sound:Creative Sound Blaster Live! 5.1 OEM
Network:D-Link DFE-530TX+ 10/100Mbps PCI
Monitor:Panasonic S17 17"
Speakers:Altec Lansing ACS 45.1 & Jensen Earmuff headphones
Keyboard:Microsoft Natural Elite OEM
Mouse:Microsoft Intellimouse Optical
Case:generic POS
OS:Microsoft Windows XP Professional SP1

workhorse(streaming box)
CPU:AMD K6-2 400MHz
Motherboard:???
Memory:128MB PC100 SDRAM
Disk Drive:Fujitsu 6.4GB 5400rpm ATA/33
Sound:SB Ensoniq
Case:Generic POS
OS:Debian Linux